Track Naming (Part 2 of 3)
Blue Ribbon Downs: This one is just too easy………
Fair Meadows: An interesting side note on this little known track in
Los Alamitos: Largely credited to the exploration of the Alamitos clan, a nomadic Spanish group that preferred to travel at night, 870 yards at a time. The head of the group was a notorious cheapskate that often would make change for a peso by giving back 70 centavos. To honor his memory, track management determined the guaranteed Pick-Four would never pay more than $70.00.
Prairie Meadows: Sitting Bull was named as such for sitting in front of a slot machine with a pink phone cord tied around his wrist that connected to his frequent Tee-Pee card at the “lucky 7” buffalo head nickel machine near Altoona, Iowa. Sitting Bull is credited for coining the phrase, “racino”, which unfortunately at the present, involves very little RAC and a lot more INO.
Santa Anita: Originally settled by Saint Anita or ‘Hot Annie’ as she was known to Paul and Luke. Annie was quite well endowed, which is why many of the male Saints tended to pay more attention to her than the more flat-chested Sabina or plain faced
(A) A downhill turf course with a right handed turn, although ever so slight
(B) A crowd filled with enormous fake breasts, although ever so fake, to honor the spirit of Saint Anita
Turf Paradise:
Woodbine: A group of three young men from
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Not to beat a Dead Horse (Or kick it)…..
I have just a few final comments on the, “how to fix racing segment” of the blog. There have certainly been some great ideas pondered on this site….much better than most of the current “actions” of marketing staff at the NTRA and local tracks. Collectively on this blog, there is enough brain power (at least as it relates to propelling the sport forward) to formulate building blocks to actually necessitate change. Unfortunately, to my knowledge, no one that regularly contributes to this site is an employed as a member of a local or national marketing effort.
My local track does a pretty damn good job of appealing to a broad range of people on a micro level. They have a free six week new to the races seminar called, “
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Track Naming
I recently unearthed a fantastic historical document that actually lists the entomology and history of selected track names in
Aqueduct: Named for one of the Duke of Elmont’s favorite servants.
Bay Meadows: Exact translation from greek to English: “Mixed Use Development”
Calder: Latin for old people
Golden Gate Fields: The origin of
Great Lakes
Les Bois: French for “
Oaklawn: Without a grass course for a track with “lawn” in its name, this one is quite perplexing. The origin of Oaklawn is actually credited to an
Ruidoso Downs: Ruidoso is part of an old Hopi Indian saying: “One that runs fast in straight line for purses of little Wampum”
Thistledown: Dates back to an ancient Greek prefix. The root “thistle” meaning “dump” or more loosely translated, “poop-hole”
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Saturday at Hollywood
9 race card
-7 were won by the post time favorite with an average $2 mutuel of $4.57
-The two races in which the post time favorite failed to win, the second choice came through at $5.20 and $6.60 repectively
-$2 Pick 6 paid $676
-$1 Place Pick All paid $56.80
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Racing Should Play the Lottery
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The Midwest Classic (Royal River Casino)
I entered a National Handicapping Championship qualifying event at a small casino/OTB in Flandreau, South Dakota (pronounced flan-DER for those of you who don't speak fluent Midwestese) run by a fairly well known handicapper, J. Randy Gallo. This remote location draws some of the best fields on the national circuit and is located in the exact center of absolute nowhere.
The field for the Midwest Classic this year included ex-judge and handicapping pundit Dave "The Maven" Gutfruend. The Maven was decked out in his finest yellow European "football" jersey and is arguably the first person in aviation history to have flown from Amsterdam to Sioux Falls, SD (Flandreau is about 45 minutes north of Sioux Falls). I applaud his efforts, as I found the four hour drive to and from Minneapolis past fields of corn, dirt, soybeans, more corn, more dirt, and prairie pretty annoying.
The contest sent three players to Vegas. Unfortunately, my fourth place effort left me just over $1 away from qualifying. Despite the solid prize money for fourth, I'd rather finish dead last than come that close and miss. It made the ride back to civilization pretty rough, especially since an over zealous County Trooper that looked to be about twelve pulled me over for going 70mph in a 65mph zone. I'm lucky there was no search of my vehicle given the large amount of cash in my wallet. Can you imagine the look on his face if I had to explain that the $100 bills came from a "handicapping contest at Royal River Casino"?
Highlights of the day included:
-Some sort of hot assorted meat buffet with optional mystery gravy
-The Maven irately chucking his Forms to the garbage at the end of the day
-Getting pulled over by a teenager in Asshole County, MN
-The free supplemental handicapping contest from Palm Beach Kennel Club (with an equally free hat!). Handicapping dogs sounds a bit like an oxymoron, doesn't it?
-All you can drink fountain beverages
It's a well run event that provides an excellent chance at qualifying as the remote location vastly cuts down the number of potential participants.......
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